I am SICK and TIRED of DOGS. In my next life time- which will be soon, if this shit continues- I will keep goldfish instead.
Why? Reasons are simple:
(a) Goldfish will not whine
(b) Goldfish will not whine at 4am every morning and wake up the whole household
(c) Goldfish will not pee and poop all over the place - do they even pee??!?
(d) Goldfish will not demand to be let out of the tank when I am having tuition
(e) Goldfish WILL NOT BITE YOUR FREAKING SPECTACLES TO BITS!!!!
In a nutshell, no matter how cute dogs are, they are NOT worth the effort, time and your patience.
The End
Why? Reasons are simple:
(a) Goldfish will not whine
(b) Goldfish will not whine at 4am every morning and wake up the whole household
(c) Goldfish will not pee and poop all over the place - do they even pee??!?
(d) Goldfish will not demand to be let out of the tank when I am having tuition
(e) Goldfish WILL NOT BITE YOUR FREAKING SPECTACLES TO BITS!!!!
In a nutshell, no matter how cute dogs are, they are NOT worth the effort, time and your patience.
The End
"I didn't bite Mummy's specs on purpose..it was so dark I tot they were choco bars..*sniff* Now I will be caged up for the rest of the day...It's NOT worth it!!"
"I'M INNOCENT! whateva they are accusing me of, I'M INNOCENT!"
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